Just when I had arrived back at home and dropped me on the couch ostentatiously read - ostensibly because I wanted to show how tired I was - it also rang at the door and I decided to ignore it consistently.
A closer I recognized but ignore the ringing and had the benefit of my inconsistency, but open the door.
It was the unmistakable ring of a few people I call friends who planned to break into my apartment and it did.
Paul and Billy were at the door to the living room
"Ah, that's not yes, you're playing it still?"
"Not still again."
& # 160; "How often have you already done this for now?"
& # 160; "24 times"
& # 160; "Shit, you should check to arrive in the Internet age."
; "Fuck you, Paul."
"Is all right, and what is this time different?"
& # 160; "Only Peer crystal and body armor, all weapons and
; armor I throw immediately into the black hole, except the
& # 160; Relevant Story. "
" You hast'n bang, why are you here at all in the suit hängst'n
; rum "
&? # 160; "Come grad from working."
& # 160; "Oh, so the suit stinks Sun Regardless of one, please let us
! go out "
Paul had now disappeared into the kitchen and I heard him rummaging in the refrigerator.
; "Oh shit you, your refrigerator is so totally bombed,
; not even beer here ... "
Billy and Paul as I ignored most of the time.
; "Boy, now get ready, or do you want the suit to
& # 160; go Suzy Quatro "
? "Of course not, I will not even go to Suzy Quatro"
"This can do not bring you, not tonight You put the
& # 160; whole Z ince only around here and now you come with us,
; whether you like it or not. "
This discussion was not the first time instead and I knew that there was no point in trying to wrest me out of there, the government has never worked.
"Well, what is there going tonight?"
"The Current, Chicks, Booze, 70s and 80s. Monday Mania. "
" Ok, I pull then to me, pass you to remember that Paul in the meantime, do not overwrite my game like last time! "
" Is gebonkt. "
When I returned ten minutes later in the room, the two had already found another way to deal with. & # 160;
& # 160; "Shit man, you still cheats!"
& # 160; "Boy, that's not cheating if you can find out how the
Game works. "
& # 160; "How come every time you hit it into the goal without my
& # 160; goalkeeper can do about what "
? ; "Well, if not planned by the programmers
& # 160; was then but this is up an exploit and no
. cheat "
& # 160; „Fick dich man, das ist doch nur Semantik.“
            „OK, ok, ist ja schon gut, sowieso egal,
              der Herr ist ausgehfertig.“
Als wir im Suzy Quatro ankamen spielte sich, said as Billy already had the usual off, Billy and I sat at the bar and ordered gin and tonic, because here was the best in town - many people underestimate the relevance of the lemon and it is difficult to find a really good gin to find Tonic.
Paul started his ritual to try to turn on every female in the area.
His latest thing was to address the women as he knew them and thereby give fancy names and it worked surprisingly well, at least to involve only once for it in discussions.
At irregular intervals, he always comes back with new Anmachmöglichkeiten and wants us to be persuaded that we test for him, in most cases it is so, however, quite unsuccessfully, so that he himself must test.
For example, his much too long-lasting phase in which he approached the women to ask them "Hey, there's also up in nude?". could
His cheeks were permanently at that time actually red, but he did not give up until there is at least one time to sex and he led us for weeks then rub their noses.
Its penetrance is really impressive, because so far he has always managed at least one poor female being to get into his bed - provided he could not get them to stay with her, to his permanent residence is not to be price.
His "I've shaved the eggs just for you!" Phase was contrary to all our expectations too successful and we watch each time eager to see how arrived for his latest attempt in the women's world.
had just finished when our gin and tonic, Kurt came through the door and welcomed some women experienced as he was heading toward us.
His full name was Kurt Casual and what lies miss his first name, last name be made good again, so we called him just casual.
his best, because the only Anmachspruch was "Hi, I'm casual and who are you?"
and he would not look so incredibly good, he would have probably not succeed.
He combined the perfect combination of good looks, adequate eloquence and sympathy, so we all were unanimously of the opinion that he was the right thing would be if one of us even gay or female or both. He also had a mad
large screen television, which helped a little. Casual
was never long in firm hands, but it is only partly his fault because his friends were so many women that usually the jealousy of one to the other - with or without cause - his relations at 3 weeks, but maximum 2 months ago ended. It struck us
therefore relatively difficult to always know about his current girlfriend modest. Admittedly
had already provided some Namensverwechslungenen our part for an early end to his relations.
But he takes us is not too bad, because so often fast enough for another chance it led to. He
None of us has ever presented one of his acquaintances before a brief relationship with them has been received.
He always says that he thinks this is not a good idea, it seems somehow wrong him to marry off, friends.
I found that always kind of selfish, but that's ok, he is after all, Casual.
was instantaneous Casual solo. He sat down with us at the bar and we talked for a little while back happening around us things that you rarely experienced in this form.
Just about every woman who came unaccompanied to Suzy Quatro and even some of their support in the immediate Neighborhood was trying to engage in casual conversation, but either he did not like the ladies of the evening, or he had no desire to wake up the next morning next to someone.
why he was wearing a ring on his ring finger and said to the majority of women simply "I'm sorry." As he raised his right hand. Some
he let himself be won their numbers, but in any event this evening, it seemed not to casual sexual intercourse to create.
